Kinda cute

By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
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Grayness_ 26

Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

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grahmagog 14

give it back and tell them to buy headphones

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allplayedout 20

Pureromance.com is like Mary Kay for sex toys. You can find good quality stuff in that price range and choose a rep from your area who receives a commission from your online order.

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liaRawr 9

Or you could not use it when your parents are in the house! keep the money though

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Ki11erC 18

Am I the only one curious about if it was actually a vibrator? :o Being male I don't have one and it seems bit odd to me it's that loud, unless the walls are thin lol

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RayneSmytson 24

Some of them, particularly the cheaper ones, do vibrate very loudly, and if it was a quiet house, say, at night, it would definitely be audible.

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worldclassrager 39

It's your way of pleasure...and it should be your choice...

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AngelLovesDerby 10

Omg so embarrassing!!!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Tell your parents a Hitachi Magic Wand costs about twice that.

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paparoachgirl 6

a 30 dollar vibrator is going to break on you. Go get a nice silicone dong, or a whisper quiet bullet.

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