Kinda cute

By anon - 09/09/2013 15:15 - United States - Mantua

Spicy
Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 408
You deserved it 26 008

Same thing different taste

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Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

grahmagog 14

give it back and tell them to buy headphones

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good luck looking your parent in the eyes after that!

I could imagine what your parents do , when they hear you at night lmao

They should have slipped you $100 since the good ones are higher in price... Um...so I've heard... ;)

What?? Only thirty?! I would expect sixty. You never know which one you'll fall in love with. And I'm glad you have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself. Not very many women do. And don't worry about being embarrassed. Your parents sound awesome. In no time you guys will look back and laugh. Go have fun picking out a new one!

unixdude 9

$30 will get you a boyfriend for an hour or two.

Keep the $30 and don't ********** when your parents are home.

Why would you use it when your parents are in the house?