Love: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

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You deserved it 4 913

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 500

You deserved it 4 259

By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 257

You deserved it 4 854

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 363

You deserved it 5 717

By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 375

You deserved it 38 452

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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You deserved it 5 721

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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You deserved it 126

Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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You deserved it 2 209

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 875

You deserved it 4 933

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 15 October 2010 23:04

That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.

IScreamRawr 4

Friday 15 October 2010 23:03

They will be doing more then the project.

Comments

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:06

My only question is "did that line work?". if not I've gotta cross it off my list of excuses in waiting.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:07

Girlfriends are notorious ****-blockers.

garza559 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:13

good excuse! education first!

amayaa_fml 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:23

skuhskuhSKETCHY!

denvan 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:25

Hope it's not an anatomy project

cufaoil 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:03

I was thinking the same... or a project on reproduction.... at the end of the day it boils down to what is acceptable in the relationship... in past relationships, I have stayed with female friends with whom I have even shared a bed with said friend (no exchanging of bodily fluids, I might add) and it not cause an issue.... if one party has an issue with it, it should be talked about calmly and rationally it would have been better on the boyfriend's part to ask if OP was uncomfortable with the idea rather than informing her of the decision made, but, if that is an example of the dynamic of the relationship, OP may want to consider finding herself a partner more considerate of her feelings

Anamenmoment344 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:26

Love, today you made a post about your boyfriend, but another time today you made a post about you spray painting just got married on your car. I'm confused.