Love: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 768

You deserved it 4 913

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 500

You deserved it 4 259

By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 257

You deserved it 4 854

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 363

You deserved it 5 717

By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 375

You deserved it 38 452

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 707

You deserved it 5 721

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 485

You deserved it 5 915

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 677

You deserved it 3 610

Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 126

Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 696

You deserved it 2 209

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 875

You deserved it 4 933

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 15 October 2010 23:04

That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.

IScreamRawr 4

Friday 15 October 2010 23:03

They will be doing more then the project.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:13

CTFD #23, goldiefox, you're two tents!

THEmuffinpan 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:16

School project or no, what reason in the WORLD could there be for another girl that isn't OP to stay at his house overnight? what's wrong with things like public transit? or getting a ride from your mum or something? Sheesh. Sounds fishy to me...

THEmuffinpan 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:19

It would certainly make ME uncomfortable if my lady had another guy sleeping at her house.

Proudmary 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:27

Dear god, I've slept at my guyfriend's places a million times. If I knew there was a paranoid girlfriend like you ready to chop their heads off for it, I would have given the poor boys some pity sex.

celticstorm 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:16

wowww.... not nice.

Xephyr 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:29

Just sleep over there too to keep am eye on him. Or join in on the action

imcutefml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:39

bow chika wow wow

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:44

I just think someones jealous. You should trust your bf. If you don't you shouldn't be with him in the first place.

PinkRoseLove 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:45

hate to tell you this but a similar thing happened to me with my (then) boyfriend and i trusted him. He cheated on me. now he is my Ex. be very very cautious

Daederoth 10

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:47

I 100% guarentee he is planing on fooling around with her. How do I know? i've been thay guy. Except my girlfriend at the time beat my and told me no fin' way.