By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
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monbon6788 0

boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

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KateeJo 0

I bet it felt really good finally coming out of the closet. (:

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monbon6788 0

boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

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Ajjas013 6

=( It would've been better if he was w/ you in the closet.

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trickyd 0

Owch. Just be glad she decided the book was worth going to the meeting for. I would like to remind you school is important. Christ i sound like my harpy of a mother. **** school go to a rave and get wasted! Peace out x

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trickyd 0

Sweet perdix has commented with his sense of wit ive grown to love. Now we wait for twinkle :) peace ouuuut x

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awesomenessjess 0

wow that must have been a pain!

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xyasminsays 0

#4 I would like to be with you in a closet. winkwink

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Shystai 0

Haha! 6 hours.. Were you naked? That would suck even harder.

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DogmaT_fml 4

Did you meet R Kelly in there?

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Shystai 0

What about me? I always get left out of those comments :(

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MF12 0

it's cuz no one knows you perdix and twinkle are famous :)

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subnoize6969 0

hahahaha that sucks.

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shatz_fml 0

Today, some ugly bitch stood inside me for 6 hours and would not leave. FML

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tisiphone_fml 0

#1 nailed it. You need to find a better boyfriend.

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tdawgheath 0

Missing one day isn't that bad, and if your boyfriend is at least 16 his mom usually is open to girlfriend's being there, though maybe a little pissed off at first, it's better than sitting in a ******* closet for 6 hours...so I don't understand how this is an FML, it seems like a YDI for trying to hide in the first place.

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GameDub 0

I wonder why you couldn't just jump out the window while she wasn't in the room (this has happened to me before)

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jisaac09 25

2nd story isnt too bad.... you can easily jump off that and not get hurt..... worst most people could get is a sprain or a bruise....

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lo1337a 1

I've had this exact thing happen to me before, fortunately not for six hours though!

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DanceGirl01 0

yeah!! maybe you shouldn't have skipped!!! there goes ur education! if I miss one day, I miss the equivalent of two days! Maybe even three!! And yes I am in highschool!

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boatkicker 4

DanceGirl- Okay, so at your school you miss more than average by missing a day. However, that average that you miss two or three times as much as, is the average for a reason. There's no reason to suspect they they don't go to an average school. Besides that, I went to an advanced high school too, and on more than one occasion missed an entire week of school at a time, and still it didn't ruin my education. Even if the OP did miss the equivalent of 3 days, I doubt it would ruin them.

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zaphilia 0

DanceGirl: Were all the exclamation points necessary? I also highly doubt that missing one day of school is going to destroy someone's life; otherwise people would be utterly screwed whenever they got too sick to go to school.

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BritishHobo 0

#1 is the best first comment ever. And an awesome point.

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Ajjas013 6

Responding to #53... Ok, here I go. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. No offense, but you look like a tranny.

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jisaac09 25

Ajjas, i know that girls arent hott at your age, but wait until they fill out to decide that you would rather be with men. I believe that you would thank me for this advice later. But if you decide, later, that you like men then go for it.

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Ajjas013 6

No that's not it, she just looks creepy :S I'm not gay and don't plan on being gay.

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allisha 7

this sounds oddly familiar :/ re-post

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Danielt104 6

Just because something like this happened before, doesn't mean this one's fake

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angrytaco26 0

have you ever spent 6 hours in a dark, small closet? it sucks

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JassyJas 2

6 hours?? she stayed in his room for six hours??

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EnjoiKev 0

You must not be very sneaky if you couldn't figure a way out in 6 hours. You deserve what you got.

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ramencrusade 0

his mom wasn't in his room but in the house. she had to wait til she left the house.

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Towelie_31 0

by house she ment one bedroom apartment...

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natedog193 0

#93 epic win on profile pic

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azreal_13 0

opposites attract, in some cases

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boatkicker 4

I wouldn't exactly call someone skipping one day of school a "bad boy" and there isn't any evidence that they skip often.....

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Towelie_31 0

if thats not a bad boy then i don't know what the **** is?

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