Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
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Glowworm56 26

The fact that the soda can was on the floor and already opened already sounded suspicious to begin with.

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Tripartita 44

Well, now you know why the toilet is always filled with soda.

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manb91uk 22

Ancient Chinese proverb; Urine for trouble if you consume what is not yours.

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Seeya55 31

The pee wasn't hers, so you're right!

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Mungolikecandy 19

A whole new world of fun time could be opened up to you!

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TheHillfam84 7

Why would you just drink from some random open soda!? I'm sorry, but you sort of deserved that. But yeah your BF is definitely gross and lazy lol

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Lindsay Rogers 4

this sort of happened to me once. it was a 2 ltr bottle that was half full of mtn dew. apparently the mtn dew had gone stale and he didnt feel like "freezing his nuts off" to go to the bathroom.....we had been sharing the drink before bed so when I woke up and was thirsty guess what I grabbed for........ 😒😒 I called him at work threatening murder because I thought he was trying to prank me or something. no he just forgot to mention it to me. that was 8 years ago and we are married with kids now. I'm still mad tho.

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