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By marysparklez - 05/03/2021 22:59

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Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
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SJKatt 15

Your boyfriend should never be mad you say no to sex, regardless of what the reason is.

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SJKatt 15

Personally I would argue that disappointment is different than being mad. I get being bummed out that the desire doesn't get filled, but getting mad at the person for it is a red flag.

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DanielleinDC 33

You need to tell him the truth about why you don't want to have shower sex. Is it possible to try to have sex on your shower chair, though?

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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Considering the numerous other ways intimacy can be achieved, it sounds like he is being incredibly disrespectful and not acknowledging your boundaries - regardless of the reason you are saying no. I would suggest telling him your reasoning and seeing if he tells you to get over it or if he understands and stops asking. Your reasons are valid.

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Charles McClure 6

You need to be open and honest in your relationship. Follow that up with a trip to the doctor to figure out why you are throwing up in the shower. Once you do all of that you two can finally figure out that shower sex is absolutely awful and nothing like they portray it to be in **** and movies. Tap water is a terrible lubricant

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noonereally 6

Have you tried standing during a full moon with Jupiter in retrograde on a Tuesday?

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catalysty 20

you should talk to a dr and find out why that's happening

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