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By Keesha - 18/03/2021 19:30 - United States - Loveland

Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Treat yourself

By I'll never understand - 13/01/2024 23:00 - Moldova

Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Anger management

By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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juggalo2 20

Friday 19 March 2021 1:07

Geez. For $800 you'd think they could at least throw in the crotch. Do they charge separately for it?

dasin 18

Friday 19 March 2021 1:22

maybe they are for her new job?

Comments

juggalo2 20

Friday 19 March 2021 1:07

Geez. For $800 you'd think they could at least throw in the crotch. Do they charge separately for it?

famlife 6

Friday 19 March 2021 4:40

Ok I admit, I had to laugh at this.

Ilmoran 20

Friday 19 March 2021 20:54

They charge extra for the labor to remove it.

dasin 18

Friday 19 March 2021 1:22

maybe they are for her new job?

Ody 2

Friday 19 March 2021 7:23

🤣🤣🤣

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 March 2021 1:33

You probably could've gotten passable clothes at Goodwill. I'm wondering about your mom's lingerie. Maybe it's an investment? Does she have an OnlyFans account? MILF **** is very popular. Or so I've heard...

kekekanee 3

Sunday 21 March 2021 5:35

OP never stated where they got the clothes because it very well could have been at a bargain store. You also don’t know the quantity that they got for the $200.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Friday 19 March 2021 2:27

Do you share like an Amazon account or something?

jobekka 20

Friday 19 March 2021 2:59

don't have joined accounts other people.. keep your money to yourself.

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 19 March 2021 5:40

Why is your phone getting notifications about her order? Why are you even living at home?

LaDouche 1

Friday 19 March 2021 20:04

What’s your moms phone number, if you don’t mind

Guillaume Deschênes 7

Friday 19 March 2021 20:10

screenshot that confirmation next time she bitches about your work clothes show the screenshot of her crotchless pa ty order while loudly saying "and 800$ for crotchless panties is okay wtf mom" bonus point if in a public setting