Health, Cooking and Painful: Kitchen nightmare - FML

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By bballer4_life - 14/12/2016 23:22 - United States - Erie

Today, I made dozens of cookies just in time for Christmas. When I went to take out the last pan from the oven, I slipped. In a desperate attempt to catch the pan I grabbed it with my bare hand. My hand is striped like a candy cane. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 030

By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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Top comments

fml1365 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

You just got burnt.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

Good reflexes. Did you save all the cookies?

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Chris93Jones 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:38

ouch

Arrow44 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:48

No shit sherlock. What a waste of a first comment.

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:44

Why complain about a comment?

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:15

Must we do this every time?

5oapbox 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:49

Wow. FML is a tough crowd.

curlytop101 23

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:38

Ouch, sorry OP

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:47

How dare you fall and cause op to get burned!

PinkieKeen 20

Wednesday 14 August 2013 9:52

2-this is basically a duplicate of the first comment -.-

curlytop101 23

Thursday 15 August 2013 3:02

Nice to know, I'll make sure to check that I reload my phone 10 times before I make a comment that is almost the same as the one before me. Thanks for telling me something about my life. -_-

fml1365 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

You just got burnt.

AnOriginalName 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 3:55

But at least she saved the cookies.

MagicStallion 9

Wednesday 14 August 2013 15:12

Apply water to burned area

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

Good reflexes. Did you save all the cookies?

forlifebro 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 3:01

I can completely relate to OP I have done this before and you feel awesome then your like ahhhhhh!

p00p0nt0ast 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

Well that was mean of the cookies

NeighSoulSister 6

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:08

Don't you mean the tray?

p00p0nt0ast 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 23:41

Nope, the cookies. They must've known their fate, so put the tray off balance

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:40

Damn reflexes, that kind of shit always happens to me as well. Your body just reacts to the object falling, not so much about what that object is.

goldenturtlez 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 0:57

So at least it wasn't an incoming grenade?

5oapbox 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 19:48

If I had the reflexes to catch it, I'd probably be just as quick throwing it back.

ubertuber 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:40

Cookies? Totally worth it.

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 14 August 2013 7:12

Indeed. OP deserves it. All of the mouth watery goodness... -salivates-

aklm15 14

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:40

But were the cookies OK?

Welshite 39

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:40

If they were chocolate chip they were worth it.

p00p0nt0ast 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:41

But if they had raisins, not so much...

Welshite 39

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:42

Oatmeal raisin cookies are Satan's favorite.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:49

When people ask why I have trust issues, I tell them "raisin cookies".

happle 21

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:51

What about peanut butter chocolate oatmeal? Those are good shit.

CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:41

You never see that in the movies

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