Know your place

By slingerslasher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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Top comments

mergeterge 24

Well I mean, was it meant for children...?

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Anika_09 17

Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??

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CliffyB03 28

He could ******* wait a minute. Turn and spray

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Kihdd 8

OP already commented that he went to the end for some privacy and it happened to be the short urinal. it's very understandable.

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Wishe 17

Maybe it's a different situation with urinals but the only way someone is forcing me off a toilet is if they're about to vomit.

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Kramer1998 20

If you got overpowered by a kid then you have some serious issues man!

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Mike_Oxhard 14

If you can use a normal urinal why are you using the one for kids and midgets?

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Fredrick010 9

You do realize that you didn't have to move just because he told you to. He could've waited or picked another toilet.

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bornpatriot 11

Maybe he was there for the cake !!! (Please don't downvote this into oblivion)

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tina72us 9

Were you compensating by using the little boys' urinal?

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