Know your place

By slingerslasher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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Well I mean, was it meant for children...?

Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??

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Everyone knows the guy with the biggest dick makes the rules at the urinal. Sorry op.

Hey, I like using the cute baby toilet in Walmart, but only when I really need to or know a parent with kids won't come.

There are any number of reasons why you might have been using that - it might have been the only one free when you got there (yes, I know it wasn't but the kid didn't know that). The kid can wait or if he can't wait he can use a cubicle.

should have made him wait it doesn't take that long to pee.

That's awesome.... Good for the little kid

The short urinal is also used by the gifted men XD

tell him to piss off. he can use another or wait

So wait, you were using a facility meant for young children and are upset that you had to move? Do you also make old people stand up on the bus and park in handicapped parking spaces?