Birthday, Drunk and Awkward: Lame!

Lame!

By 12345678910 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Buffalo

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

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babe7260 30

Monday 19 August 2013 2:05

drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

Wizardo 33

Monday 19 August 2013 2:05

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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perdix 29

Monday 19 August 2013 4:27

You probably we regaling the guest with tales of global warming, chronic unemployment and the coup in Egypt. Out you go, Debbie Downer.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 19 August 2013 4:32

It's my party I can cry if I want to...

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 19 August 2013 4:59

You damn party pooper, you!

LadyTiz 8

Monday 19 August 2013 5:16

She was mad because u killed her buzz

tomgun_fml 16

Monday 19 August 2013 5:58

She's the party pooper for pooping the party by kicking out the partyer

Ducreaux 7

Monday 19 August 2013 6:57

Sounds like your mom is a freakaleak

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 19 August 2013 16:48

Hmm.....were you?

ProOtakuHere 12

Monday 19 August 2013 18:48

Well that's lovely .-.

Bluelephant88 5

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:23

Well were you being a party pooper? Or is this typical behavior by your mom?

ashleytianarose 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:36

Isn't family great?(:

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