Gross and Love: Language of love

Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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You deserved it 40 790

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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You deserved it 1 129

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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You deserved it 320

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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You deserved it 6 804

By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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tukker 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:26

I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...

vampirate 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:27

ULTIMATE. WET WILLIE.

Comments

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:54

As someone who drools in their sleep, I must say FYL, and FHL too. He must be so embarassed, especially considering I'm guessing you freaked on the poor guy.

Starchild21 3

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:43

If drooling isn't bad then why do you feel sympathy for the OP? _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

tc7_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:49

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Aha09 1

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:50

Wet dreams. Lmfao. :D

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:26

****, that's nasty.

hiphopanonamoose 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:37

shouldnt that be eff HIS life, not yours? If he woke up and found out that he drooled a puddle into his gf's ear wouldnt HE be the one embarrassed not you?

1m_b0r3d 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:40

i cant believe you didnt feel the drool drible into your ear while u were a sleep O.o heavy sleeper?

WTFsGoingOn 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:43

I don't see anywhere that the OP said that her boyfriend was some disgusting freak. I think she just felt that it sucked to have her ear filled with drool. I would. Hell I would throw up, not because he is nasty, but because drool/spit/slobber/etc makes me gag.