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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 211

You deserved it 5 290

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 609

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 734

You deserved it 2 482

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 957

You deserved it 366

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

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I agree, your life sucks 1 909

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I agree, your life sucks 833

You deserved it 3 184

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 89

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 628

You deserved it 11 139

By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 891

You deserved it 3 271

acid_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

pkmlove 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

Comments

insane_chick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:50

I'm glad that my school is ghetto and doesn't have automatic toilets. And dude you must have filled the toilet all the way for that to happen, I feel for you OP. Sounds like the toilet is getting revenge on people. You should read "Toilet: The Novel" It's a very good read, its short and very gross... just like your FML. :D

terriblerunner 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:51

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:51

EWW!! I hate automatic toilets for things like this....but for that to happen your face must have been really close to the bottom of the toilet bowl for it to splash on your face. Anyways that sucks..... D:

texmas 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:52

I lost a $300 retainer when I got food poisoning and that happened to me at an airport.

yellowy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:52

gross

george_lopez 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:53

think of it this way, it woulda ended up in the toilet either way.... LMAO.

sondramcfail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:59

I hate the automatic flush.

Lucicx0 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:59

first off, #21 what does that have to do with this FML second, i wish my school was nice enough to have automatic toilets third, this makes me wanna puke

effthis 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:00

dats gross.. but i dont get how it goes back up.. its supposed to go down..

Thek1D 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:01

When I was kid growing up in Latin America... I never went to the toilet in school because they were ******* gross... and I am the kind of guy willing to eat something on the floor that isnt mine.,...