Customers, Drunk and Work: Late night customers are the worst

Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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You deserved it 2 348

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By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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You deserved it 99 955

Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 837

You deserved it 118

By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 539

You deserved it 143

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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You deserved it 2 665

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 431

You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 354

You deserved it 2 256

Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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You deserved it 150

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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You deserved it 30 136

Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 691

You deserved it 12 951

dessaye 19

Friday 4 May 2012 16:21

Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

nate_msm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:40

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

Comments

old09 11

Friday 4 May 2012 16:25

Did you say "Thank God you're not" And then charge them double?

HotPotat0 8

Friday 4 May 2012 16:49

Hahahahaha good one!

theevilduchess 12

Friday 4 May 2012 16:25

Girls just want to have fun... And drunken sex. Lots and lots of drunken sex.

1crabbygirl 10

Saturday 5 May 2012 4:08

Apparently the pregnancy test girl peed on some FML lovers' pop tarts as well. I think this story should be a scene in a *movie*

luvscomplic8ed 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:35

Tis' true :)

Faqtha 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:26

I would have made her clean that up with her mouth. That's wrong on so many levels. If u cleaned it when she left, fyl !

rinzlerkitty94 31

Wednesday 23 December 2015 2:52

You are a disgusting person. Please don't reproduce either.

leogirl95 12

Friday 4 May 2012 16:27

I'm pretty sure you've encountered plenty of strange cases working at a liquor store, eh?

trucker67 10

Friday 4 May 2012 16:28

Obviously a high class redneck kind of woman who lives In a trailer with billy bob and probably bubba too .

beastiness 14

Friday 4 May 2012 16:52

Hey don't hate on rednecks, we're not all a bunch of drunk idiots

may651 14

Friday 4 May 2012 18:57

Just cause he lives in Texas, really? Become educated.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 4 May 2012 21:47

For real, listen to #74... Edumacate yourself!

florido_fml 10

Friday 4 May 2012 16:31

I wish I was you op because that was just awesome!

Theactuary 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:31

Wouldn't have been a problem if you were in the kitchen wear you belong

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 4 May 2012 17:20

Drinking and ******* do tend to go hand in hand!

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 4 May 2012 17:25

My question exactly. I do not think I have ever saw that.

PizzaWizard 13

Friday 4 May 2012 18:43

I am guessing that she already had the pregnancy test when she went into the liquor store.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Friday 4 May 2012 21:08

This is what I was wondering when I saw this. Though actually come to think of it... Mine does. I live in a small town so the pharmacy and liquor mart are the same shop. The next town over you buy liquor at the grocers. Going to guess op lives in a very small town (ie 1000 people or less) like I do.