Customers, Drunk and Work: Late night customers are the worst

Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 878

You deserved it 2 348

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By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 974

You deserved it 99 955

Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 837

You deserved it 118

By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 847

You deserved it 2 728

I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 539

You deserved it 143

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

I agree, your life sucks 57 886

You deserved it 2 665

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 431

You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 354

You deserved it 2 256

Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

I agree, your life sucks 830

You deserved it 150

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 939

You deserved it 30 136

Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 691

You deserved it 12 951

dessaye 19

Friday 4 May 2012 16:21

Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

nate_msm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:40

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

Comments

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 4 May 2012 16:54

Hey, at least she took the trouble to test herself..... LOL

Muhhhlisahhh 0

Friday 4 May 2012 17:01

Why are there pregnancy tests at your liquor store? That makes no sense...

stormchaser24 24

Friday 4 May 2012 18:15

I was thinking the same thing. I have never seen a test in a liquor store.

esines 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:42

Why did 3 people just ask the sane question? That makes no sense...

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 4 May 2012 17:03

cause that's the important part

nikijcchz 10

Friday 4 May 2012 17:06

Before u judge her maybe the reason she was drunk was because she was having a melt down about not being pregnant!! I mean y would someone show u she isn't pregnant for no reason! might b more to the story and yeah, though it's still weird but conceiving can fudge up people a lot!!

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 4 May 2012 17:24

Sounds like we found the girl from the FML, everyone.

kelseynikolee_ 7

Friday 4 May 2012 18:39

MY GOD, did you go to school? I'm going to go call Daniel. He'll clean this mess up.

thats_my_job 11

Friday 4 May 2012 22:20

My thought was very similar to #44's. I know it can really mess people up after many failed cycles.

nicole86 8

Friday 4 May 2012 17:07

And she probably put this on texts from last night saying "No F'n way I did that!!"

PhoenixWright25 13

Friday 4 May 2012 17:13

She should not have children anyhow. Bad that you had to see her pee and probably mop it up afterwards.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 4 May 2012 17:18

"No, but you are drunk, and I am not selling beer to you until you sober up. That will be [however much it costs] for the pregnancy test, and here's a mop. Clean up the mess you made."

perdix 29

Friday 4 May 2012 17:22

I'm jealous! My biggest thrill for the day will be explaining to our customer why the product we sold them is running 5 degrees hotter than designed. At least, you've got a hilarious story you can tell for years.