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By Kathleen Verhaegen - 30/04/2020 20:00

Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML

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Pale AF

By Kathleen Verhaegen - 05/03/2020 21:00

Today, I went to get a double conch piercing. Afterwards, the lady asked me whether I was feeling well, because I was looking so pale. I had to explain that it's my normal skin tone. I'm just pale as fuck. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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Mirror, mirror

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today I discovered that I'm so pale that I can lighten up any distant dark corner of the room just by placing my hand by a window and reflecting the light like a mirror. Imagine how bright it would be if I stood by the window naked. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By CasperTheFriendlyGhost - 14/07/2016 17:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML

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By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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Hey lady, not cool!

By Ghostly - 21/07/2013 15:03 - United States - Madison

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist's, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw that I chose fair, she mumbled, "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

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By waytootan - 22/08/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

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By shrutisoma - 12/05/2016 04:54 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML

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By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

Thursday 30 April 2020 20:21

make light of it next time and say yeah I'm alot of fun at partys/raves 😂

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 May 2020 1:29

Make "light" of it? Haha! That's beyond the pale -- it's not fair!

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Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

Thursday 30 April 2020 20:21

make light of it next time and say yeah I'm alot of fun at partys/raves 😂

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 May 2020 1:29

Make "light" of it? Haha! That's beyond the pale -- it's not fair!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 April 2020 22:42

That's so racist! #AlbinoLivesMatter

bloopaloop 27

Friday 1 May 2020 3:28

Whether you light up in the dark OR...?

Aurora25 29

Friday 1 May 2020 4:07

well do you?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 1 May 2020 18:11

I'm sure he was just trying to lighten the mood. Don't worry about it, Caspar.

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 1 May 2020 19:47

It’s ok to be albino. #albinosarepeopletoo

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Lava lamp

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Pale AF

Mirror, mirror

Soft as snow

Hey lady, not cool!

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