The View

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 17:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend refuses to do doggy style anymore because I, and I quote, "have a weird looking butthole, it’s not dirty or anything, it’s just the strangest butthole I’ve ever seen, it’s really distracting." So now, I’m not only self-conscious about my small boobs, but my ugly asshole too. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure your anus is fine. The ugly asshole in this scenario is actually your boyfriend.

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Mooglefox 23

You could tell him that he couldn’t be getting any.

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RichardPencil 30

You can always work on your personality...and your ******. Accentuate the positive, right?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure your anus is fine. The ugly asshole in this scenario is actually your boyfriend.

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Mooglefox 23

You could tell him that he couldn’t be getting any.

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TexasKitten79 6

Get a jeweled princess plug. Problem solved. You are welcome.

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juggalo2 20

They have surgery for that. May want to have them fix the boobs, too, while they're at it.

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tounces7 27

He's doing doggy style wrong if he's staring at your asshole the entire time.

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jriley4u 17

Get a new boyfriend. Problem solved.

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sickerthanyou 13

So do anal instead, that way your butthole may fix itself with a good pounding and your man wouldn’t be watching it all the time

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Mellowyellow15 10

Tell him he has a small dick and dump his ass.

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suntrkr 8

Stop wasting your time with a loser like that. There's plenty of guys who will treat you much better and appreciate all that you do them. Me included.

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