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By dummy - 11/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year-old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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crotchpheasant 0

I'm dr roxxo the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-cocaine! let's go get some ice c-c-c-cream and hookersss! yeahhh! this is what that kid got to hear.let's hope he doesnt ask for a hooker next time they take him for ice cream hahaha

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fugachumi 0

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anorexicbarbie 8

Metalocalypse is in the 'adult swim' section On Demand, how did you manage to **** that one up?

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CAPTmok 7

OP forgot to mention that she was actually high as she put the cartoon on.

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aprilmayjune93 0

you're fired.

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whyXD 13

He's getting to learn about life alot sooner. So how did the clown do with he's addiction.

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sheethapins 13

Yeah or you know just watch the show first...

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Pazu_fml 10

A much easier method is "pay attention once in a while." A show doesn't have to be completely watered down to the point of having no entertainment value in order to be good for kids. The guardian just needs to pay enough attention to be able to decide if it's something the kid can handle at his or her age.

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lcecreamNSadness 2

Now playing:Metalocalypse Next Show: Hentai YDI for Stereotyping.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

hentai's messed up

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skizzlerz 0

jeez I can barely pronounce the name of the freaking show. Gahhhh tongue twister!!!

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Thunderbender 2

I've never seen Metalocaplypse but even I know it's an adult cartoon...

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seanders 10

I can play every Dethklok song on my electric, they're ******* awesome! Brendon Small is a genius! Great rhythm, great solos etc, and the show rocks!! I DO COCAINE!! KEKEKE YEAH!

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Uneedanapbro 6

I don't think that was a cartoon. She was just really messed up.

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dinodannyrawr 5

chocolate candy :)). BRING IT BITCH!!

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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

if you knew what happened in the show you obviously had to be watching it yourself.

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The_Weirdo 10

At least you didn't make her see brokeback mountain.

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kevinfenchak 0

MY NAME IS WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE Unrelatedly, hey Skvisgar I'm gettin a handjob from your mom!

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ieatzombiebrains 0

dr rockso the Rock n roll clown... I DO COCAINE

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Juggalette_623 9

OH! Awesome! Next put on 'Super Jail.' The kid'll love it. Pretty colors! XD

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DruidForLife 0

it's on cartoon network in the afternoons.

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trevishere 7

Reference for the future;; Get nothing that ends in 'ocalypse'. Did it not have a rating on it?

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D11Churchkill 8

Metal-oca-lipse

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Slipknot666Maggo 0

his name is Dr. Rockzo. he'd a rock n roll clown. he does cocaine. that's all we know.

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Tobias5505 0

let's have a rage face party

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Tjack_attack 0

Sat least he knows not to go to clown collage

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rallets 22

yea a "collage" about clowns would be too much

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richard121212 0

but wait... how would she know it was about a clown with a cocaine problem if she wasn't watching?

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zukinihudini 0

damn right they are they watch kickass shows about kickass metal bands DETHKLOK!!!

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marijuanasmoker4 3

My names Dr.Rockzo, and I do cocaaaaiiinnee!!!

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iEatGuppies 0

you probably couldn't get accepted into clown "collage" with your spelling.

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Tjack_attack 0

and you probably will get accepted to who gives a sh*t collage, you troll

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I made a clown collage once. It scared small children ):

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JoeTheMan12 0

I bet the kid didn't know what was going on, but i would be more cautious next time!

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crizzy101 5

136, so true! ( T_T)?(^-^ )

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felixshen 18

190- Dont juge peepal beecaus they kant spel. Im a clon and i kant spel. beesides, he mait be fanny. lol dont take it seriously, i was trying to be funny. i know i know, my dry wit, sense of humour and charming demeanor might be unacustomed at first, but you'll get used to it. :D

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felixshen 18

*might be hard to get acustomed to at first. Stupid little grammar error, God forgives me, so should you lol

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Drummerboy1234 0

#43 - people like you make me want to ouch things. COLLEGE.

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samadams42 0

i love that show an im from new hampshire 2

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Isn't that what the show information is for...? Also, why would you think something that derives fom the word "Apocalypse" is child friendly?

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missmurderx 8

"I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

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Kefka91 15

IM ON COCAAAAAAAIN!!!! oh Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown... he's a good roll model

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Kefka91 15

195- before some dick weasel points it out: yeas, I used roll instead of role by accident. deal with it

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ILoveVilleValo 0

Dr Rockso !! :D haha that show is so brutal

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fyriwolf666 8

200 - I love you for using the term "dick weasel".

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imosim 0

rock an roll hello, rock an roll goodbye.

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Tgyr34 0

IM DR. ROCKZO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN. I DO COCAINE!

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Frenchface 0

ahahaha you really have not heard of that show? lol love it

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

I agree it's the best show ever xDDD rockso the rock and roll clown ftw xD and yes I'm on c-c-c-cocaine xD

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OWNZ 0

Gotta start em early! ;)

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LeelaD 0

ca ca ca ca ye-ah!!!!!!!!!

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nmearayta 0

he needs to learn early. if you see a clown outside of a circus you run??

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ChickenDoggiesWh 0

I love that show :D

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CsDy1395 6

I'm Doctor Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaaaaiiiine!

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bantosh 4

me and my anarcho-punk friend watch this show all the time when we hiiigh

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Diogi4363 0

I saw that one, when I was like 11, great parenting. Reminds me of my family

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VitaLp 14

Hold up, the show isn't even that old. You must be young as ****

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VitaLp 14

My bad, that'd make you like 16. Didn't know it came out in 2006 ^.^;

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7

I remember seeing it when I was like 8 or 9 n Murderface dumped ice down his pants O.O

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senseisuncommon 7

#1, you fail, and don't you think you'd read the info on it before putting it on...?

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Doctorhowl 0

You know that kid is gonna snort some pixie sticks and give it up when they ask "Where'd you learn that?"

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Doctorhowl 0

You know that kid is gonna snort some pixie sticks and give it up when they ask "Where'd you learn that?"

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NereidAlbel 14

Let's just hope his parents never hear him say "And I do c-c-c-c-cocaine!"

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crotchpheasant 0

I'm dr roxxo the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-cocaine! let's go get some ice c-c-c-cream and hookersss! yeahhh! this is what that kid got to hear.let's hope he doesnt ask for a hooker next time they take him for ice cream hahaha

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