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By dummy - 11/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year-old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 04:13 - United States - Woburn

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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stinewd 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

you're gonna be a cool parent!

crotchpheasant 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:11

I'm dr roxxo the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-cocaine! let's go get some ice c-c-c-cream and hookersss! yeahhh! this is what that kid got to hear.let's hope he doesnt ask for a hooker next time they take him for ice cream hahaha

Comments

Forever_Blue_Jay 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:24

Wow you let a 5 year old watch a show that only comes on Adult Swim. You're screwed if he tells his folks about all of his new cocaine/hooker habits. XD

BlondieAllBlue 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:32

Ah! love that show xD

saderboi41 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:32

I wanna feel bad for you, but Metalocalypse is a pretty popular show, and you not knowing about it is kinda sad :(

OakenPrettyboy 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:33

now that's brutal

Henneryy 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:34

Omg Metalacolypse Is ******* Creepy !

Loser128 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:36

I DO COCAINE

MrWhiteGluz 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:42

lol ur an idiot. great show btw

mattsan1992 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:42

god your an idiot. I'm sure in the ten seconds it took to put down the remote and walk to the kitchen you could have realized it's not anywhere close to a kids show. I love metalocalypse