Intimacy, Sex and Porn: Leave me alone - FML

Leave me alone

By Just fucking wank it off already and stop bugging me - 09/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my man has quit watching porn for "health benefits." Before, he only wanted sex once or twice a month. Now it's almost every damn night. Every time I try to convince him to go back to porn, he throws a tantrum. FML

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Same thing different taste

By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Spicy

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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You deserved it 7 034

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Spicy

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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uBlock, mate

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

Spicy

Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 19:00

Spicy

Today, on our honeymoon, we’ve only had sex twice. Meanwhile, my husband has masturbated to porn at least once a day since we've got here, and it’s super obvious because he gets sleepy as hell after sex or a wank, while I’m left frustrated with nothing to do except watch Netflix and start drinking before noon. FML

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Top comments

Haldu 46

Sunday 11 August 2024 23:20

Why are there 4 times more YDI than FML? She isn't a sex distributor. If she doesn't want to have sex every night, that's her absolute right, she owns nothing to her husband about that.

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 22 September 2024 12:55

oh no, your husband wants physical connection with you. how tragic.

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Haldu 46

Sunday 11 August 2024 23:20

Why are there 4 times more YDI than FML? She isn't a sex distributor. If she doesn't want to have sex every night, that's her absolute right, she owns nothing to her husband about that.

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 22 September 2024 12:55

oh no, your husband wants physical connection with you. how tragic.

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