Love and Kids: Leave them alone

Leave them alone

By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 11:13 - Greece

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 15:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

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Bodyshaming

By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By DrunkParents - 31/03/2015 23:32 - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05

Today, a couple yelled at me and reported me to the homeowner association for "watching them make out" at the pool. I'm the lifeguard. FML

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Thursday 7 February 2013 2:01

I don't think OP's FMLing because of him being gay, but more because it was an awkward situation...

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:18

Um...I think one or two of you missed the point (like #2), OP wasn't mad that the pool boy and his son were in a gay relationship, he just wanted the pool boy to STOP DRINKING HIS BEER. He probably didn't know his son was gay, or if he did, he didn't care.

Comments

kezzstar 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:42

Um, how old is your son? That's what I'm worried about. If he's legal age, great, if not, I would be very very concerned.

Calaura9 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:43

So do you still have to pay him to clean your pool? Since he's banging your sons' asshole or the other way around you should get a discount. And have him replace the beer. I hope its Heineken or coronas, nothing else is worth stealing.

primogen18 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:58

it could have been a local brewery... btw anyway FYL cause you got way more information then you bargained for, and that is almost always awkward. I'm with 88, and 87 was funny, lol.

ThatOneQueerKid 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 22:59

That's actually pretty hot

Molfsontan 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:13

4chan is the dark anus of the internet and it darkens more and more every day. Don't go there is you are easily offended. I love it though. xP As for the OP: The stupidity of your son dating people who work for you is amazing though, as another poster said. I can only imagine how the relationship started and wish I were the pool boy. :3

TxReV 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:27

Definitely a surprising way to find out your son is gay if you didn't know before, but hopefully you can accept it.

Overcast117 5

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:35

Sounds like your son is starring in a bad ****.

bxgurl95 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:38

You dumbasses talking about how u need to tie ur son down etc... Need to seriously die because its shit like that that makes it so much ******* harder for people who are different gays are not hurting u so leave them alone I feel bad for ur son #23

dj_walls2424 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:41

what a fag

greengreta 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:01

Pretty sad when a kid can't tell his parents that he's gay, what kind of parent are you?

Nicknamed_Leaf 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:20

I have one of the best dad's in the world - all of my friends love him, he's like a responsible kid in an adult's body, and an amazing father. That doesn't mean I'm not terrified to tell him that I'm not straight just because he has a bible-thumping mother who drove conservative ideas of homophobia into his brain. You don't have to have bad parents to be afraid of telling them - afraid you're going to somehow let them down, even though you know you have nothing to be ashamed of.