Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
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marcantonia 0

Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)

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sumdoode123 0

i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.

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atomicJ 0

I must say that is hilarious!

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Raddaya 3

Poor you. FYL :/ This is why I want to be a low-fee(or even pro bono if needed) lawyer, so that people like the muggers don't abuse the system. P.S. Before you say someone so young shouldn't be here, **** off. Thank you. And don't blame the cops. They had no choice :/

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Jailbird408 4

1412 people are trolls. There is no way in hell, from the details given, that you could possibly have deserved any of that.

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pickle143 2

**** yea, you won't get charged n they got what was comin to them :)

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happyday123_321 2

Well that sucks.

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randome101 12

This is why you don't run with scissors kids :)

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GrizzlyandSmokey 6

No way you'll go to jail. No fingerprints of yours on the knife. So he will get arrested for attempted mugging and lying to the police.

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