If he dose fire you, you know your smarter than him because you can spell better. If he dose fry you, hopefully you're already dead when it happens.

take the letter,turn it into the police or his boss.

Show the note to your bosses boss

@37 he what? quiet? bit of a fail there my friend :L

And that's when you grab the letter, and when he reaches for it from your crotch that you safely placed, you throw yourself on the floor outside his office door. Crying and putting on your best Peter griffin, ooo god, he touched me. When your coworker try to console you, roll away and tell them, don't, it hurts. See who's balls will get fried then!

Never resign if you know a firing is coming. Look for something else and if nothing pops at least fired means unemployment.

Quick take bereavement leave then come back and take stress Leave. Milk the company! **** em

Maybe he means "fried" as in stoned.. Which still doesn't make much sense seeing as he is your boss.

Take a sh*t on his desk then just quit

Ask him about it. Could avoid it unless you want to be fires and collect unemployment.