By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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JMichael 25

She's not very bright it seems.

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auro7 18

Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67

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JMichael 25

She's not very bright it seems.

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airforce987 20

If I was OP I would call back and be like "I just had the weirdest conversation with a telemarketer, have they been calling you too?" lol

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Zebediabolical 39

It's a good thing she's hot cuz she's not that smart. She'll be one of the first to go when the Terminators come.

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naarz 9

Yea i agree with #22, just to show her how smart she is, and at least this way OP can have a real conversation with his crush.......and who knows she just might be interested in talking to OP and giving him chance......hopefully he will figure out something

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Zebediabolical 39

It's a reference to a post from another website. notalwaysright.com/why-judgment-days-gonna-be-a-cakewalk/2077

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thebiglloydtree 12

Why would he be interested? She clearly has no respect for him. She sounds like a bit of a bitch. IMO, op should be holding out for someone worth his time.

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djkazic 5

We don't really know; she could be doing it in lighthearted fun as well.

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jakeanon 1

not bright, and nor is she nice.

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aimzskee 30

Exactly. I don't think a prank call necessarily makes her a bitch.

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razzledazzle21 23

Well the bright side is he now knows she's an idiot and can move on to finding someone else to like.

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Fuaaad1994 31

Time to crush on someone else I'd say, depending on whether that prank was a playful one or not.

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Kyuzomi 12

Nvm, I take back my last comment, I didn't do my research before I commented I'm sorry!!! D:

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RedPillSucks 31

That's suppose to be "Oh no she di''nt!"

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auro7 18

Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67

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jkmartinjk 16

Feeling left out here... what does *67 do?

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kinky44 28

Makes you appear as hidden in caller I.d.

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Ambient25 24

It actually unleashes a hell storm of fat sucking gremlins through the phone line which pop out on the other end and cause OP to start a venture company dealing with fake designer watches made in Guatemala. As we can see it never occurred.

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Never_Land 10

Haha 21 I like the way you think friend

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cyttex 13

He'll fall for anything? What. She failed at prank calling. Op wasn't fooled by anything.

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

no but i'm sure you'd fall off the tower of stupidity huh?

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cyttex 13

We'll that could Mean anything, hopefully she is prank calling because he likes you.

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cyttex 13

She* and due to my comment that was most lacking in intelligence I do offer my apologies.

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Ambient25 24

Apologies accepted. The grammar nazis have been told it was a false alarm and gone home. But should it happen again, then tonight....you.

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Rainhawk94 27

You should've said i know who you and i will kill you, giggle and hang up

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ninjuh_wingman 29

It's like you combined Liam Nesson from Taken and Elmo and created a really creepy ass dude.

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Rainhawk94 27

Yes that was the point

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Ambient25 24

Thankfully she didn't use a soundboard on you OP. My roommate actually got me with a "Full Metal Jacket" sound board....I hate him. Also how did you know her number...?

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Bano360 25

By stalking her? Isn't that the usual thing to do when you like someone?

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perdix 29

She wants to suck your fat -- nothin' wrong with that ;) (That rhymes!)

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perdix 29

#15, klutz* Look, talking about fat-sucking usually leads to fat-sucking.

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RoseBlack123 37

Perdix - you're a poet, and didn't know it!

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Ambient25 24

Yes he's a true poet, yet barely shows it.

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