Poopoo peepee, Farts, Cute and Love: Let it all out

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

SSJ5Goku 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:18

Maybe he likes that kind of thing?

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zac2012 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:07

FYL? FHL for getting farted and peed on, lol

sincerelyautumn 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:45

hahaha i love this.

bawse 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:50

IN SOVIET RUSSIA RANDOM FART RIP YOU AND LAUGH PEE ON YOU! ;)

bawse 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:52

but in all seriousness, that sucks so bad FYL :(

Caseymeow 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:56

Thats actually...really funny and not that bad. To me, the look on his face would make up for it all. I think its great. If he really loves you then he'll have no prob with you peeing on him (well...maybe some problems, sometimes, but thats because its insanitary....) So, no FYL and no FHL

tictong 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:54

omfg that was so freaking hilarious. sorry =s

MisterZzyzx 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:58

This FML made me laugh so hard.

PedoBearTrap 4

Monday 4 January 2010 7:27

seeing as you're from Texas, am i correct to guess your boyfriend in this case also happens to be your cousin?

AliceStrange 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:20

Poor thing, he must be traumatized!

Morana_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 16:29

dude, you -so- have my most embarrassing moment of all time beat. I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap (I think it was back in March) and a good one slipped out... I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.. I'd have died right there if what happened to you had happened to me.