Classic playa move

By lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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deviliciousv4 0

thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

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gwoodboy 0

That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

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Fritz1130 0

asshole I hope you aren't being serious

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Fritz1130 0

that was ment for #98, not the op FYL

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Hoplaka 0

People are born the way they are so shut the **** up. He didn't gave to be rude OP soz. Fyl

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Harpy20 24

If he was wearing a name tag, then why did you ask his name?

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deviliciousv4 0

thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

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shamille 5

i know. asshole thinks he can get away with judging someone's looks--YOU'RE WEARING A NAME TAG. IN A BAR. that's just violation on top of violation on top of fail and douchebaggery. i want to stab him in the neck.

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samiixonicole 0

ouch what a moron!

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KenzieDanae 0

The only reason this FML made me laugh was because their names are John and Jen.

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Reyo 2

ooooo...you didn't say it in that high pitched squeel High School girls do when they're asked to the prom, did you?

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gwoodboy 0

That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

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Electric_Star 0

I was thinking the same thing..unless maybe he wrights really sloppily.

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ipwnallmen 10

maybe to be more polite and not too forward.

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tisiphone_fml 0

Well put, #8. FYL indeed, and hang in there.

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KassyNicole 0

Alright, Dr. Seuss.

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Secret_Fire_King 0

lol @ Dr. Seuss.. but, yeah.. FYL for being so desperate that you're friends had to set up a date for you..

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