LMAO!! OP- dont look at this as an FML... my ex used to push farts out of me all the time against my will. and its hilaariouss. and look at peeing on him as an opportunity to try something new!!

Just goes to show that it is never to late to introduce the golden shower. LOL. If he didn't dump you, you guys will have a very funny memory later in life. To all you people who say it is gross and disgusting, you obviously don't know anything about relationships, women in general, or more importantly life.

My boyfriend and I were out last year when I told him I needed the loo. He was drunk and thought it was 'hilarious' to squeeze my bladder... but he squeezed in the wrong place too hard & for too hard... and gave me an asthma attack. Cheers, dude.

It's ok. If he really loved you he might be grossed out but he shouldn't be that mad. I've farted on my boyfriend a few times by accident and he thinks it may be gross but he loves me to death. And I love him enough to be comfortable and not embarrassed when it happens.

Wow niiice huh? You must be a biig girl. His belly must have smelled like steamed broccoli after.

I agree with Firesprite2009. It must have been embarrassing at the time, and maybe he wasn't too happy afterwards, but if you love each other enough than it's no biggie, and it'll probably be all but forgotten in two days. Its not like you did something terribly wrong; people fart naturally, and I'm sure everyone's laughed so hard that they peed themselves, too. And like someone mentioned earlier, maybe he's into watersports, and you've done good? =]

Hes lucky - some people pay a lot for that kind of treatment

Can't let you brew that, fart

hmm.....I'm confused as to why there isn't a FML post by a guy stating what you did =/

u can't do anything about farts, may just a little. But let me ask you, have you heard of exercising your PC (pelvic) muscles? I suggest you look it up online. That will take care of the peeing issue.