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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 00:27 - United States - San Jose

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By TheNewCashierInTown - 23/05/2016 19:30 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:01

Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.

shadowedpixie 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:02

What the hell happened to the world??

Comments

organolithium_fml 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:45

Being nice is now a highly suspicious thing.. Wtf Humanity?

websphere69 27

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:45

Everyone is so quick to point the finger anymore.... so sad.

tj4234 35

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:35

People are too quick to call paedophilia these days. My manager at my old job was accused of being a paedophile for working with children inside a children's play area at work. Which funnily enough, is what her job is. Generally though, you find that these people make complaints anyway and just use any excuses.

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:12

that's so stupid if its a daycare or what have you for kids of course the adults are going to play with your child people are idiots

adam3650 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:09

Or, the kind of scumbag who makes the kid clean themselves up after they're done.

Megan639 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:25

Ok, that was gross...

mr_jack_meoff 5

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:32

That's the problem with the world now. Too many people quick to scrutinize kindness and demonize it. I had major eye surgery and could barely see and a mother chastised me for staring at her daughter. I blew a gasket on the woman and she scurried out of the store.