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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 00:27 - United States - San Jose

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 122
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.

shadowedpixie 19

What the hell happened to the world??

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lonewolf6613 4

seems #30 is the kind who gives the kid a tissue....

yesyesnonono 10

You gave my child a tissue for the mucus coming out of their nose? You must want her for sex!

Innocent until proven guilty. If there are no cameras then they can't prove that you did anything...if the woman is adamant then point out that it's possibile that someone else pretended to be an employee. If there ARE cameras then they can see you didn't do anything anyway.

It's pretty sad that giving a child a tissue for a runny nose is considered a sign of pedophillia.

Yes, because handing a tissue to a kid with a runny nose MUST mean you want to do unspeakable things to them.

Kc1001 14

Yah. I served a few assholes at McDonalds. just flip them off in your head and move along.

So it seems I may have misjudged the crowd. Apologies if I caused any offence.

The way this is written confuses me. Did your boss say it was the tissue kid's mom? It sounds like there was a vague complaint and you had to assume it was about you because you're the only female employee. Unless this was the only child in the store during your shift, which seems unlikely.

Did you boss understand that person was an idiot after you told him what happened?

Parents these days are ******* IDIOTS. These dumb ***** who cry "pedophile" over the littlest things need to be smacked, and then smacked again. If I ever run across one of these parents I will be overcome with the joy of being able to put them in check and degrade them to the point of tears.