Work: Let me speak to the manager

Let me speak to the manager

By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 00:27 - United States - San Jose

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee." I'm the only woman working there. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By TheNewCashierInTown - 23/05/2016 19:30 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

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By Bob - 21/01/2010 13:33 - Canada

Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:01

Welcome to modern society where kindness is frowned upon.

shadowedpixie 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:02

What the hell happened to the world??

Comments

AGhost5445 25

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:09

The gentleman kind

Doritozilla 20

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:10

Geez! Can't anybody do something out of kindness without it being looked down upon these days?!

CookieLovesBoo 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:10

Bad things always happen to good people .

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:11

Welcome to the new world mam.

beneathitallxx 15

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:12

The person who complained should reevaluate themselves. You did the right thing, hopefully you boss understood.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:15

Handing a tissue to a sick child with whom you were interacting as part of your job anyway? You twisted ****.

yahoowizard 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:16

Maybe the tissue is laced with chloroform

fluffycatsdad 33

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:22

And if you hadn't given the girl a tissue, your manager probably would have told you there'd been a complaint about the cashier who didn't want to help customers with runny noses. Such words must have been horrible to hear, so I hope you don't take it to heart. Just put it down as another day in the c**tstomer service industry.