Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Let's get you home Grandma

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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You deserved it 7 217

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:14

More like FHL! She got shit on her back!

Comments

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:26

you should hope your not takin her home in your car

taytoc 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:28

ahhh! here come all the bad shit jokes

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:28

Awe, poor gram. Also today just happens to be grandmas day. Or, that's what my gram said anyway. Just saying.

1958x 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:29

That's nasty. I'm sorry that happened to her.

ThisGi 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:33

what are the odds of you making a joke and it acualy happening

NoFukinway 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:33

Haha you can't help but feel bad for lil ol'granny

war_turtle810 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:34

buy her a new shirt op. and stop the shit puns

cupcakesnpot 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:35

poor grandma!!

Jazzalyn 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:39

Guess OP spoke too soon. I'm not going to say YDI because...well, it was only meant to be a joke. And it's something I'd probably say too. Like if someone's meeting me and they're late - I'll joke about them getting lost, or forgetting that they were meant to meet me. But FHL as well. Hopefully you got out of that shitty situation. Pun intended. (Also, @OP - Nice nick/username.)