Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Health: Let's get you home Grandma

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:14

More like FHL! She got shit on her back!

Comments

secretsmiles00 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:52

I don't want to say it because it's mean but... EWW! FHL that's horrible.

elizabeth9m 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:55

wouldn't this be more of a **** your grandma's life cuz i think it sucks for her way more . poor grandma that sucks .

tetil1027 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:14

lmfao best fml today :D

Tdawg777 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:23

i like apples

kduubb 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:25

i hope you at least had the heart to buy her a new shirt...

cheer4ever96 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:54

You shouldn't have been talking shit.

melly219 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:56

o feel absolutely terrible for her I really sincerely do!:( I hope she was not hurt!!! but ho do u fall in a toilet?

hilpo 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:23

Aw... Poor Grandma.

sunnygrace57 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:26

For those of you wondering how one can fall in a toilet...ever seen Slumdog?

mdizzl 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:38

I never got the concept of falling into the toilet bowl. how does that even happen? in all honesty, I'm quite confused

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