Cars and Transportation: Licence to drive

Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By aaaaahhhh - 06/04/2013 08:51 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML

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By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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moorat10 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:52

probably the reason you failed twice.......i got 100% first time........you gotta be really nice to the instructor

Fredzter 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:55

I'm kind of glad you live far far away from me! And how did you pass it?

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anniebananie 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:15

**** you.

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:27

U suck! Get it ass off the rode!

mcsnelly 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:56

Oh really? Cuz I'm pretty sure that out of me and my four brothers, they all had to take the permit test AT LEAST twice (one of them had to take it FOUR times) and I, the only girl, passed it on the first try. They have also all been in accidents. I have never been in an accident. Shut the **** up, #54.

scateice 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:16

Notice that the OP did not put their gender. However, we can all safely assume that this person is a man.

normandin131 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:55

Notice that the OP did not put their gender. However, we can safely assume that this person is a normal person who is one of those people that aren't good at driving whether they man or woman.

jokerhost 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:10

haa well at least you can get practice

thequickredofox 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:11

Funny you should say that pimpin (funny is a sad, stereotypical way) because our RTA here will fail young men on their final driving test the first time as "a matter of principal". Sure it's not ethical but it still happens. .... yes kiddies, there is life beyond the stereotype.

sikkitin 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:39

shouldnt have gotten em if ya didnt pass the first time.... next time learn to drive in a parking lot first.... an empty one!!! best bet you might just hit a curb or two

stephissilly 18

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:59

they weren't driving.

bella_91 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:51

Darling, The exact same thing happened to me - instead it was a tree and $6000 damage. Get a few lessons with a driving instructor and you'll be good. All the best, hope to see you confidently on the roads soon!