Sex, Embarrassing and Intimacy: You tried

You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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Sorry little buddy

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 06:00

Today, during quite vigorous unprotected sex with my partner, I got a bit over-excited and on the pullout, my ejaculate shot from me, across my partner, and hit the dog who had decided to jump on the bed. My partner found it hilarious; I feel like I'm going to hell. FML

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By Sully - 07/02/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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Slapstick

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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werzal 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 13:24

Sorry... but thats FUNNY Im ROTFL!!

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:57

big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid

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youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:51

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Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:57

big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid

youaresofucked 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:36

QFT. Indeed. that isnt THAT bad.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:08

lol

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:27

OMG I NEVER COMMENTED ON THIS OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE READ THIS WTF

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 13:09

OMG you suck.

werzal 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 13:24

Sorry... but thats FUNNY Im ROTFL!!

pleasedonttellme 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 13:40

Hahaha

SlightlyGPirate 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 13:53

thats what you get for trying to be sexy

M13LO 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 14:45

well the dog thought you were sexy...

netbeui435 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 14:54

at least you're getting some.

shaZamy 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:34

well, I can how your life is truly ******

visage 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:59

Secsie time! The natural, and only way, to follow that up is with anal... and tossing a few elbows!

chowyuk 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 17:36

hit ydi as soon as I read trying to be sexy

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Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML

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Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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