Lies and slander

By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
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AliceSaysFYL 0

At least you're not a drunken ****, eh?

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adorkable_spazz 0

omg fyl. that sucks.

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perdix 29

It's called state-dependent learning. When you are drunk, you remember things from other times you were drunk. When he got drunk at your wedding, your husband (oh, congrats on that! ha-ha) recalled when he last totally banged a girl he met at a dingy bar. It was probably last week.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for not remembering things the same way he does. YDI for fornicating!

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blgjohnnyy 0

he was drunk, not like u tell the truth wen ur drunk. its a wedding theres alcohol hes a guy, if u did not exptect wat was to happen the u should fml cause u hav no idea wats ahead now

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darkmis1 17

Actually, they say that the truth comes out when you're drunk. You're too stupid to tell white lies to cover things up, and you just let it all out.

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stevenmx86 7

YDI for having not reread your submission

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Shayer876 0

dude he's drunk. of course he's gonna say ****** up things u tool

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BallinJ 0

then how did yall meet? on facebook? myspace?

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linebacker42 0

one word "annulment"

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