Work, Christmas and Kids: Lies

Lies

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 768

You deserved it 72 806

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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You deserved it 3 402

By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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You deserved it 4 759

By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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You deserved it 13 437

By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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You deserved it 6 019

By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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You deserved it 6 152

midget_chinese 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

NEVER dispute santa's reality at a kid's camp!

EMR_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:57

Santa's not real?!?!?! *Sniffles*

Comments

starburst_boy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 18:35

Well, they DO deserve to know the truth, so what's the big deal here? I think it's stupid to have kids believing in things like that to begin with. It's just setting them up for heartbreak, giving them the lovely idea of magic and then snatching it away. And if the parents are religious, they're really, really causing themselves future trouble with all the Santa Claus business. If you give the kids one invisible, magical thing, and after they love and believe in it, you tell them it's not real and explain why, it's only going to be natural for them to apply the same reasoning to whatever deities you've pushed on them.

criket527 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 18:46

Niceeeeee you also just taught a bunch of people to spell handedly wrong

Stevieebabyy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:10

Little bastard! My 6th grade teacher told us. I knew...but the mentally challenged boy, not so much.

sockmonkey560 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:17

I hate when adults ruin fun stuff like santa. the teacher should not have told u guys thats up to the parents to do! the teacher should not thav the right to do that even if ur in sixth grade! i feel bad for that other kid tho, that would be a sad way to find out. and i agree ydi!

Leaveittosteven 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:34

Fake

Paige_Nicole10 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:08

why are there so many people voting ydi?

sockmonkey560 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:14

YDI!!!! santa is fun to belive in! i loved tracking santa online and going to sleep knowing a happy old man would bring me presents!!! GOOO SANTA !!!! who cares if parents lie a little to make you hav a special holiday!!! i'm sure you've lied before! let kids belive in santa! party pooper....

nodbor 11

Sunday 19 July 2009 10:21

YDI for talking about Santa out of season

perfectgrl6971 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:05

SAnTAs NOT REAL!!!!! jk..I know.. but that's so terrible=(

pineappleassasin 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:08

wait... santa doesnt exist? NO WAY :(

Giselle468 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:46

FAKE! Would anyone like to know how I know this is fake? This is posted in the middle of July. JULY PEOPLE! Christmas is in DECEMBER! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!