Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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Top comments

MattStro 23

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

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cutycat136 28

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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MeltedMango 8

Somehow I'm feeling like we need some more context. Can't tell if OP's parents are extremely paranoid or if OP needs to be in jail.

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SaniK 17

Simple answer, stop cooking for them :)

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Teyros 24

Maybe you should enjoy them making all your food then OP? I think you're really a genius in disguise. Aside from them thinking you're going to hurt them.

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QuaDECH 13

You should probably talk to your parents about that if they don't trust their own daughter enough to eat your cooking.

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LeBandit 20

put your food in a take out container and say you bought it

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SaniK 17

Simple solution, say nothing and stop cooking for them.

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WOTAN1488 24

Quick solution, stop making them food.

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FunnnyGirrl 19

I'm curious to find out why they think you'd poison them!

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