Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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Top comments

MattStro 23

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

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cutycat136 28

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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lunaangel 14

seriously curious about where they got that idea from

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

That's kinda sad that they feel that way.

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hun3y206 23

I used to do the same thing with my niece. She was bat shit crazy though.

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cappellaaa 23

What the hell did you do to make them think that? Or are they just crazy?

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LVtaytay 12

The trust between you guys is strong. Sorry OP, hope this doesn't continue to happen.

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BlobfishUnite 14

I got the poison! I got the remedy! I go the pulsating rhythmical remedy!

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tanziir1 14

You twats I think he meant food poisoning..

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Auwhadup 9

Well, did you? Suspicion like that don't just come out of nowhere

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