Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 627
You deserved it 2 787
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Top comments

MattStro 23

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

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cutycat136 28

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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Comments

S_Gnu 17

Hey, New York has a history of the Mafia and general corruption. That poisoning shit is more common than ya'll think.

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Xion0014 20

I highly doubt that.... I doubt the family are related to mobs lmao

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Xatraris 38

You found out because they haven't died from the poison yet?

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poppunkette 22

I can only say you were either an evil child or you have accidentally poisoned them or your a terrible cook. Either way no need for them to be rude

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hantu69 22

at least they throw away secretly , haha

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jqmalang 17

Woah that is screwed up. Anything you did that broke their trust in you?

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Clapdaddy 16

Their loss. Cook some delicious food for just yourself and rub your skill in their faces.

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lycanpyro 6

Maybe they have a reason to think so...how shady do you act

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