Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

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cutycat136 28

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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lovelockdown23 23

fyl? F their life. they're obviously scared of you for a legit reason. no one's that paranoid.

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leogachi 15

Paranoia can be a mental illness, and they could definitely be that paranoid.

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Roskosity 22

My name is Rusty too! And I'm an awful cook as well. Burnt water and ruined a pot...

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JoeOfDoom 6

Well, are your parents in line for the Iron Throne?

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CFB_FRS 27

Why do you even bother cooking for them then?

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infinitemonkey 21

Sorry. I know how dementia is, but I can't imagine how hard it is when two reinforce each other. Just remember they changed your diapers. And do find support groups. You are not alone.

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MrZsDad 19

Dad found your pot brownies and secretly enjoyed every one of them. Then when mom confronted him about it he left his balls upstairs in her unmentionables drawer and accused you of poisoning him? Blackmail, think blackmail.

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MikkaBozu 5

That's sad. Why don't they trust you? I think you all need to work hard on your relationship first and if it doesn't work out, stop cooking for them. What a waste of food and money.

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