Sex and Friends: Life on Nightmare mode

Life on Nightmare mode

By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 271

You deserved it 12 119

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Top comments

randomfacts 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

Emico_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

You should have given her a demonstration.

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naataliee 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:15

then u shoulda said,"here's what you do" and have sex with her :D

MissFantasy 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:19

aww guys give him a break =D I feel ur pain m8, u shud try makin small mooves towards tha 'more-than-friendship' relasionship GUUD LUCK =D

girliegirl12 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:07

i feel for you

girliegirl12 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:13

but i really think you should tell her how you feel

Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:38

you didnt

girliegirl12 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:09

yasure, but what if they've been friends for a long time? you cant just "stop" being friends with someone toy care so much about right?

girliegirl12 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:14

true, true.

Jessticle85 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:17

YDI for being such a pussy. grow a pair

jormungandr 0

Monday 31 August 2009 12:21

YDI because no, you didn't have to.

kiwi0605 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 15:56

Come on! You didn't HAVE to. And YDI for not telling her how you feel.

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Today, I was finishing a conversation with my husband. His phone rang, but he didn't take it. He said, "No, the guy said he was going to call me at 11:30 and it's 11:36. I'll call him in 3 minutes." It was then I realized that I have been the subject of this type of petty control for over 30 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 374

You deserved it 78

Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 639

You deserved it 85

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Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 775

You deserved it 4 654

Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 667

You deserved it 295

Today, my grandma miraculously survived a bout with pneumonia. She keeps saying, 'The Lord spoke to her' while she was comatose. While comatose, she had to be physically restrained because she would unconsciously mess with the medical equipment, and when she woke up, she was completely delirious. Yeah, no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 693

You deserved it 138

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 105

Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 673

You deserved it 4 301

Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 192

You deserved it 3 058