Life on Nightmare mode

By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML
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randomfacts 0

how about you grow a pair and tell her how you feel?

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Emico_fml 0

You should have given her a demonstration.

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dramakat11 0

Well, I guess you're nice for wanting her to be happy even if you can't have her...But damn, if you haven't already just get some balls and tell her how you feel. If you're seriously in love with her it might be worth it to try. You should weigh how much the friendship means to you and whether you're willing to risk it. I'd say, go for what you REALLY want, no matter the risk.

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FarSide 22

We all HAVE to do things we don't like in life.

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FarSide 22

You sound way to simple minded to have offered any constructive advice. Perhaps you should get a puppy instead of a gf.

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clyde_fml 0

first tip: break up with him, and get with you. lol.

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smartsportsbabe 0

Dude u shouldda been like I can show ya and not tell her =p but yanno idk how'd that wud go over ha

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doc_who 0

You had to give her sex advice? Why? Were you forced at gunpoint? Grow a pair, seriously.

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jio_freed 0

Your advice should've been "pretend he's me"

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foryoublue94 0

You should've told her that you could help her practice.

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RoflmaoNuke 0

Ok first, why the F*** are you guys such dicks to this guy? She has a boyfriend, what he chose to do was fine. If he had told her how he felt, it would have just ended up making things awkward, ruining his friendship with her and thus his chances as well. My suggestion is that he wait it out, if they break up, then don't hesitate. Wait maybe a week, preferably enough time for her to get over the break up, which will be effected by who broke up with who, and then tell her. But at the moment, be her friend, as good of a friend as possible. As for the a** holes on here, pay no attention to them. I make a living out of giving people relationship advice, these people are just stupid. Referring to the whole "love" thing, it might be true so don't judge him. But it is over used and a crush is not at all love. Don't use that word unless you a 100000000000000000000% sure of it because the more you end up using it, the less real meaning it has and thats whats sad about our race today. Nothing is sacred anymore, not even love. But really, that does suck. You need to suck it up and continue being her friend though if you ever want a chance. As for the people telling you to tell her how you feel. Do it? yes... right now? hell no. Wait until she is not in a relationship, if you do it while she's in one, or while she's still getting over one, it will end badly. Good luck and well wishes Signed, The Relationship Guy

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