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By Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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chelseaheming 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:29

Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!

bensharp 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:25

I'm assuming you were outside?

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haydentrinidad 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:09

Hahaha!! Barking spiders!!

Aveleen 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:51

ydi for thinking that it matters and for assuming that it qualifies as an fml. oh, and for the incorrect use of the "while + gerund".

chipscolaman 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:30

That is hilarious.

thetoiletpaper 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:16

666 ydis .nice

MhmmGirl 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:26

Now where were you guys getting it on if he could blame it on a frog?

SweetLou37 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:25

he is my hero

rberry88 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:50

At least he didn't have you pull his finger first.

shots1996 8

Friday 25 November 2011 1:11

We call them deer grunts in the south

clicketyclick 9

Friday 25 November 2011 1:24

What. A. Legend.

Rey24 2

Friday 25 November 2011 2:23

If you're comfortable enough to **** him, you should be comfortable enough to except he will occasionally fart. The fact that he blamed it on a frog is kinda adorable :P

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