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By Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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My boyfriend says that all the damn time lol

my fiance does the same thing only he says it's a california barking spider lol

perdix 29

Wouldn't your sex have gone better if you accepted that the fart sound was really the croak of a nearby frog? Cynicism interferes with sexual pleasure. When a girl told me that it was her first time to **** on a first date, I was smart enough not to question her. I'd pretend to be flattered and pray I didn't get an STD;)

AnnaBonJovi 9

Solution: butt plugs, ear plugs and nose plugs.

That's a super funny excuse. YDI for being upset.

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