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umm where was this nearby frog?
My boyfriend says that all the damn time lol
my fiance does the same thing only he says it's a california barking spider lol
Wouldn't your sex have gone better if you accepted that the fart sound was really the croak of a nearby frog? Cynicism interferes with sexual pleasure. When a girl told me that it was her first time to **** on a first date, I was smart enough not to question her. I'd pretend to be flattered and pray I didn't get an STD;)
Solution: butt plugs, ear plugs and nose plugs.
That's a super funny excuse. YDI for being upset.
Y blame it on a frog
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Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
I'm assuming you were outside?