Awkward, LGBTQIA+, Cute and Love: Lil' cutie

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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You deserved it 7 338

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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You deserved it 203

By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 422

You deserved it 4 280

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 036

hekinokuroihi 20

Friday 9 January 2015 16:15

Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

iLike2Teabag 27

Friday 9 January 2015 16:18

Who doesn't love perky ****?

Comments

StiffPvtParts 43

Friday 9 January 2015 16:36

Maybe he's friends are homophobic? Most of mine would instantly push me away if they thought I was gay, but that's because I'm from a mostly homophobic country. And I don't imagine coming out as gay to all your friends to be the easiest of things, so maybe just give him some time :c PS. Just to avoid any possible confusion, I'm not gay, but neither do I have anything against people who are.

sstahpp 33

Friday 9 January 2015 16:41

Sounds like he's not that gay :/

Jesse_Bitch 9

Friday 9 January 2015 16:42

This is sad. Sorry OP

PropelledFeline 5

Friday 9 January 2015 18:55

OP?

foxwasalamb 24

Friday 9 January 2015 19:37

op means octopus plague. that helpful?

Jesse_Bitch 9

Friday 9 January 2015 19:46

haha!

cadillacgal79 32

Friday 9 January 2015 23:52

Don't listen to 42 35, OP stands for Orangutan penis.

AHotCupOfCoffee 28

Friday 9 January 2015 16:44

2 nice compliments and 1 thing you're apparently self concious about but he accepts and loves from you. Where's the FML again?

teamnikster 9

Friday 9 January 2015 17:01

Compliments are compliments, OP:) I think I would be happy that he's bragging and not making fun of me, if I was in your situation. Try to see if from his POV:) he loves you, everything about you, even what you consider a flaw.