Little Red Corvette

By ferrin10 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new Corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 369
You deserved it 5 395

Top comments

It wasn't your fault, your lawnmower did it.

Comments

heavenandhell 0

the owner probably deserved it karma

eminem66 0

'Tis why there are such things as MULCHING MOWERS, not SD.

sammy2093 0

I'm gonna call fake. rocks don't shoot that far. and if you were close enough to hit it with a rock then you would have covered his car in grass clippings

Darling_Cherry 5

Yes they do #30, I've had a tiny rock shoot up at me while my dad was mowing the grass a few feet away.

Darling_Cherry 5

Dear ferrin10, This is the funniest story I've ever heard. Thank you for the laugh so early in the morning. I hope you still have balls. XOXO, Cherry

I went over a rock with a lawn mower and it shaterd the rock and a shard cut my leg