Work, Transportation and Cars: Little Red Corvette

Little Red Corvette

By ferrin10 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new Corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML

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You deserved it 5 395

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Will09 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:25

DUDE A CORVETTE!!!!!??? come on!!!

EvAnWuzhere 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:29

It wasn't your fault, your lawnmower did it.

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PhishloverA 14

Friday 21 September 2012 5:14

Your mower's blade did it

esoom73 11

Saturday 28 September 2013 19:46

its a corvette. looks better with the side dinged up

Kriositivity 7

Thursday 31 October 2013 12:54

Haha, at least it wasn't vintage... that would truely suck. Don't sweat it

ajluna23 9

Thursday 6 August 2015 12:34

I agree you like does suck dick

TheLynx_fml 20

Wednesday 16 March 2016 18:11

Oh no that sucks

burnforeternity 30

Saturday 3 September 2016 17:43

Just be glad it wasn't a shiny old corvette as those are worth considerably more, and the insurance might not have covered it

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