Little Red Corvette

By ferrin10 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new Corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML
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EvAnWuzhere 0

It wasn't your fault, your lawnmower did it.

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triplethreat13 0

totally not your fault, but if i were the owner of the car, i would be pissed.

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johnny7 0

dude i mow lawns to as a summer job and i`ve done that befor to, but not a corvette..it sucks but is unavoidable sometimes lol

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notashrimp 0

Meh, it could've been worse. You could have hit it with the weed whacker. :)

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soccerballs 0

liessssssss from a movie or a least the idea

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flyingpan8 0

**** the owner of the corvette. driving uneconomical American gas guzzlers! pssht lol, nah, I'm just kidding.. fyl dude. just be glad you didnt hit my neighbor's corvette. he would have run you over with his corvette and then mowed your pubes with your lawn mower, trust me when i say this - it would have mowed a lot more than just your pubes.

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09RA 0

Fiberglass...not good in boats either. FYL. :)

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SIK07GTSTANG 0

Only a Corvette...good thing it wasn't a Shelby. =)

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MrBadLuck 0

I had a guy get out of his shitty car and threaten to fight me for a twig that got flung TOWARDS it, not even hitting it. Luckily it was right next to a police station. I can only imagine what the corvette owner did to you.

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mylifesucks82 0

wtf?? yuur a bitch i hope yuu had 2 pay 4 it

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