Kids: Little shit

Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By cduttl1230 - 26/06/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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IAMLALA 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:20

that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

MattCole 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.

Comments

Seventytimeseven 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:30

If you're old enough to babysit and the kid is 3 it's not like there is real sibling rivalry going on. You should in fact be able to control a small child unless you are like 10 years old or mind numbingly stupid. A quick sharp tone and a verbal warning goes a long way with kids, so yes your parents are in fact correct you possess the ability to control him and have nothing to whine about, which I'm assuming you did if you a) only watched him for 15 minutes and were b) reprimanded for your failures

RKftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 8:04

YDI for not contolling him

damagedpenguin 1

Friday 5 March 2010 21:27

if you were babysitting and didnt have the common sense to take the toy away, then ydi if your parents were home then they obviously cant control him and make you do it

dyschordia 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:33

"I find it funny how parents think they can control their children. No one can actually control another human being." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OK - now that I've finished rolling on the floor laughing hysterically I managed to drag myself up to this keyboard to laugh at that statement again, here it comes -------> Heeheehee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You'll grow up one day and cringe if you remember writing that comment in the full flush of your 12 year old wisdom... ROFLMAO

Jakojan 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:50

actually 117, you really CANT control another human being. anyone always has the option not to do what they're told. it might have terrible consequences but theres still always the option

nightblade41 0

Monday 22 March 2010 8:24

"your adopted"

bbrrttaanny 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 0:16

story of my life

animegirlmika 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 9:28

I feel your pain; almost the exact same thing happened to me when I was younger. Being the older sibling sucked ass back then.

FMLLover13 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 23:29

i eel your pain. im 13 and watch my nephews all the time. today the 2 year old hit me n he head with a toy nicrophone and left a bump i put him in time out for a while and listed to music. he was so close to falling asleep wen i walked in....sigh lol

jrl13 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:58

When a kid you're babysitting is being a brat, you don't try to entertain them, you DISCIPLINE them. And your parents made a mistake in blaming you, they obviously don't control him enough either or he'd know that he gets punished if he's being bad.